![]() In between government cheese farts, Skoolmunkee favoured us with some 'a her learnin Peter looked at him and said, "Yes, but what about your harp?" Larry gasped and said, "I Left My Harp in Sam Clam's Disco." Larry looked around and said, "No, I don't think so I have my halo and my wings." He looked at Larry and said, "Larry Lobster, didn't you forget something?" ![]() He stepped off the elevator and was greeted by St. At the end of the day Larry and Sam went back to the elevator together said their goodbyes and Larry got back in the elevator and went up to heaven. The spent the day there together and had a great time. This made Larry very happy and he got up bright and early the next morning and grabbed his wings, his harp, and his halo and got in the elevator to hell. Peter looked at Larry with pity and said to him, "I tell you what, I can arrange it so that you can go down to hell tomorrow and visit Sam all day. We used to do everything together and I really miss him a lot." ![]() Larry said, "Well, don't get me wrong Pete, I like it up here and everything, but I really miss my good friend Sam Clam. Tell me what is bothering you, maybe I can help." Everyone likes you but you seem to be a bit depressed. Peter came up to him and said, "Larry, you know you are the nicest clam we ever had up here. Larry was doing well in heaven and one day St. Larry went to heaven and Sam went to hell. Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together. The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good. Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. The Ah-ronicly named CityBeatnik spat a wad 'a phlegm 10 feet before sharin this lil chestnut Recommended Listening: Magic Toy Missing by Meat Puppets (recommended by Danger-Pumpkin)Īw shoot looks like ya get enough durn good ol' boys 'n gals in one place and sure enough shaggy dog stories start flyin like Alabama skeeters. Recommended Listening: Thunderstruck by Steve'n'Seagulls (recommended by Cooked Auto)Įpisode 12: Grimley's Mortuary. Recommended Listening: Daddy by Casualties of Cool (recommended by Zeikier)Įpisode 11: The Ruins. Recommended Listening: Baby's Liquored Up by Country Dick Montana and the Beat Farmers (from the Soundtrack)Įpisode 10: J. Recommended Listening: Vixen by Cement Pond (from the Soundtrack)Įpisode 9: Nut House. Recommended listening: Call It What You Will by Larry and his Flask (recommended by AltaBrown)Įpisode 8: Downtown. Recommended listening: The Shallow End of the Gene Pool by Austin Lounge Lizards (recommended by Bruceski)Įpisode 7: Smelting Plant. Recommended listening: Smell the Bacon by The Red Elvises (recommended by Bobbin Threadbare)Įpisode 6: Sewers. Recommended listening: Skulls by The Crimson Ghosts (recommended by NinetySevenA)Įpisode 5: DairyAir Farms. Recommended listening: Redneck Rampage by Mojo Nixon (recommended by Cuddlechunks)Įpisode 4: Trailer Park. Recommended listening: Johnny Remember Me by The Meteors (recommended by Juvenalian.Satyr)Įpisode 3: Junkyard. Recommended listening: Dick in Dixie by Hank Williams III (recommended by King Vidiot)Įpisode 2: Lumberlands. That said I'll be using them sparingly as background music during moments of editing.Īs for the LP itself, this is my first time through the game, so please join me as together we discover the majesty and splendour of Arkansas.Ĭhange 'a plans yew yankee shitlickers! This moose-humpin toilet cleaner thinks I'm gonna gently caress up some aliens without some proper mood music? Scoot yr rat over the banners and give mah drat 8-track a good kick 'til it spits out some fuckin badass musical accompaniment.Įpisode 1: Taylor town. However, with no volume options and only about seven tracks that queue up randomly at the start of each of the game's fourteen levels, that can tend to get a bit repetitive. Featuring excellent Psychobilly acts like the Reverend Horton Heat, Beat Farmers, and Mojo Nixon, it adds a sense of speed and balls-out fun to an otherwise unremarkable shooter. It's ugly, it plays like poo poo, and calling it "fun" is generosity that even my Canadian heart cannot bear, but there's something about it that makes me feel that all is right in the world.Ī lot of that has to do with the soundtrack. In fact, the game was built on a modified version of the Duke3D engine. Released in 1997 for the PC, developed by Xatrix entertainment (who then became Grey Matter, the studio responsible for Return to Castle Wolfenstein) and published by Interplay (who died and broke my heart), Redneck Rampage is I guess one of those tongue-in-cheek offensive FPS games along the same lines as Shadow Warrior and Duke Nukem 3D. Redneck Rampage is a game about beer and pork rinds and responsible gun ownership.
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